You are at your computer, bravely plunking out words in the hope that they'll somehow make the world a better place. Meanwhile, your man is laying on the bed, snoring...
And there's beauty in that. Really! The beauty is this:
1) Millions of years ago, cave-men snored just as loud (maybe louder) as your Honey-Bun today snores, because according to scientists, snoring was part of a group defence mechanism to scare predators away from the pack. As the Alpha Male, this was his job, protecting the pack even while asleep. Cool, huh?
2) If there is a man snoring in your bed, chances are he'll be there in the morning.
3) If he's snoring, he's still breathing (this is important!!!)
4) You can say: "Honey, can you turn over?" and really mean it!
5) Depending on what kind of sound they're making, you can can quite a laugh out if it. A constipated moose... A frustrated goose... Talk about cheap entertainment!
So ladies, embrace the snoring.. welcome the snoring.... It's a beautiful thing. :>
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"I would be King of the Cavemen, I think," Brad says. "Scare away all the sabretooth tigers."
I agree, Smedley!
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